Also, the endless maze of corridors connecting all the casinos, entertainment venues, and restaurants are so unwieldy that I suspect even Google Maps would have a difficult time navigating it all.įor someone looking simply to gamble, Foxwoods is the winner. It’s like a quilt stitched by a well-meaning but color-blind aunt.
These new sections don’t aesthetically match. My initial impression of Foxwoods: It looked like a mall built in the late 1980s that underwent multiple expansions. Her talon-like fingers furiously opened buttons over my objections as she sang “Mamacita, Donde Esta Santa Claus?” True story.
For the past 10 years I’ve had incredibly memorable experiences there, such as the time Charo jumped me and tried to take my shirt off during her Christmas show. I’ll confess that I am partial to Mohegan Sun.
